You’re a well respected and talented man
You’re in everybody’s favourite band
You got recognition all over the place
But no-one would pay to look at your face
Me? I’m cover. I’m center. I’m the fold-out.
Me and Ricky, Enrique, Brad and I.
I’m cover. I’m center. I’m the fold-out.
Me and Justin, Me and Britney, Drake and I.
Arrogant shit in your non-sexy ways
You spineless fucker sleep nights work days
You a raggedy hobo, man lookatyourself
I’m top of the line, I am on top of the shelf
And I’m cover…….
I am front of the page … centerfold
Top of the line…. centerfold
Top of the shelf…. centerfold
I’m centerfold now
I am front of the page … centerfold
Top of the line…. centerfold
Top of the shelf…. centerfold
I’m centerfold now